Go to the mall and wave at random people. Get in line at the food court, and crouch down and stand up repeatedly while standing close behind the person in front of me. Run and jump along all the stair, balcony, and escalator railing. Dance in front of the entrance of the mall, awaiting the police who've surely been called by this point. Initiate a standoff. Get killed. Wait until morgue is unattended. Self rez. Go back to the mall next Tuesday, and do THE EXACT SAME THING.

Become the bad guy and make a raid with myself as the boss. I'll have a shield that can only be taken down 800 light ghallys (all players must be using them) once my shield is down all players immediately get blinded and must cleanse themselves with the relic ( the relic is right next to me) if one guardian even gets close to me they die due to shock effect (must be 800 light to grab) once cleansed guardians must drop the relic (holding relic for more than 3 seconds kills player, drains super, reduces guardian's light to 150 (permanently) and doubles my health), my shield is down but I'm still immune, what you want to do now is use the vex gate and walk through (to charge this gate have all 6 guardians sing the national anthem in perfect harmony), once through there is a gatekeeper that will kill you if it looks at you, simply kill it and grab the scorch cannons that drops, run back through and shoot the cannon at me (this will make take you into damage phase) now what you want to do is use your fate of all fools (must be a fate of all fools not jade rabbit or I don't take damage) and start shooting. A 6 guardian fireteam with fate of fools ( don't ask me how 6 people have it) it should take down about 1344/374473837474746482 of my health. If you try to tether I will catch it and throw it right back at you, same with all other supers. I enrage after two phases good luck.

Grab all the girls by the pussy!

Masturbate... ALOT. B4 u ask my two highest characters are female. [spoiler]i prefer the female model in the game because the armour sets just look better. Instead of making my character fat [/spoiler]

I'm not quite sure.....although if I still have to waist 18 minutes buying heavy ammo from Xûr ****'s gonna get really real..... [spoiler]XD[/spoiler]

Eat the raisins in my vault

Build my super. Never know when you'll need a self res.

What would I do? Mara Sov

Build a wall around the cosmodrome and make the fallen pay for it

Be late for work. Cause im stuck in orbit

I'd fist of havoc my way through traffic after work.