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If you woke up tomorrow as your character in destiny, what would you do?
You wake up tomorrow as a one of your characters in the destiny universe or the real world. The rest is up to you, what do you do?
EDIT: Hey I'm trending!
EDIT: Hey Cozmo is in the house!
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Scorch melee the cryptarch in his gentle parts (399 engrams related rage). Shoulder charge Xur of his slippers, rob him of all his strange coins from people who bought legacy engrams and have a good life in the city.
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Brokenspadeにより編集済み: 11/13/2016 7:40:27 AMCrash the dreadnaught into the hellmouth. Crash the moon into the cosmodrome. Facetime the cabal high command and make uncomfortable eye contact, in the background, while streaming the consecutive impacts. Get 8 billion subs from the vex (all for the vine). Get glimmer, Move to the reef, disregard ghosts, -blam!- blue bitches.
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1. I'd inform my Ghost that if he ever said anything about the Hive being fun again, I was going to pound him into dust. Then I would make him tell me who sent those multipart coded errand lists. 2. I'd take my collection of unused passage coins, dump them into a sack, and use that to beat Shaxx to a pulp. 3. I'd push the Speaker off the Tower for telling me he [i]could[/i] tell me about the great battle. Then I'd ditch the Vanguard and the Tower and strike out as an independent. 4. I'd hunt down the Exo Stranger and shoot her with that pulse rifle she gave me for telling me she had no time to explain why she had no time to explain. 5. Then I'd hunt down Prince Uldren and torture him until he told me what he had been whispering about with his sister when I first went to the Reef.
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71 通の返信Xenomorphにより編集済み: 11/9/2016 1:27:16 PMOk... I posted this back in 2015 (Don't ask me how I found it). It mostly rings true today... Apart from the Queen part (But we all know she's alive somewhere... Right?) And as for her brother... Well, let's not let the facts get in the way here. [b]Part 1:[/b] 1: Bang Rahool. 2: Punch the Queen in the face. 3: Sit down. Try to figure out how I messed those two things up. 4: Apologise to Rahool, then punch him in the face. 5: Apologise to the Queen. Bang her brother... No... Wait. 6: Apologise to her brother. Apologise to the Queen again. Bang the Queen (YES! Finally) 6: Huh? 7: Kill another Guardian and take their Vault space. 8: Get caught for killing another Guardian. 9: Get sent to the Prison of Elders. 10: Urrox makes me his b!tch... Oouuch. 11: Gradually impress the Warden... Yesssss? Win his trust. Assassinate him and escape. 12: Go to Mars to hide out (cos no-one ever goes there anymore). 13: Find a nice Cabal bride, settle down and raise half breed abominations that will one day turn on me and "try to take over the world". [spoiler]Please comment if you would like me to add [b]Part 2:[/b][/spoiler] Due to an overwhelming response... [spoiler]Actually only TY KLR requested this 😢[/spoiler] Here's................... [b]Part 2:[/b] 14: Wake up from horrible dream... Roll over... Speaker? WTF 15: Find Eva Levante and take her up on her standing offer... Lol... "Standing offer" 16: Pen a letter to Oryx explaining our huge mistake in killing his son... - Sign it "Atheon" 17: Track down the "Stranger". Hit her over the head when she turns her back... Tie her up... "You got time to explain now b!tch!" 18: Go see Eris... Explain that I enjoy Omnigul's screams during our "sexy time" and that I have no intention of silencing them. [spoiler]Bang Eris... Silence [u][b]her screams[/b][/u][/spoiler] 19: Set a trap for Nolanbot... 20: Come to a sudden stop on my way to "The Divide" while on my sparrow... WTF? 21: Hunt down the "Architects"... Cue [b]that[/b] scene from Reservoir Dogs. 22: Take their Pikes... Sell Pikes... Get money... Get B!tches... Make it rain. 23: Put both Cryptarch's in a cage together... Thunderdome style. 24: Bang the Queen[spoiler]'s emissary... Because she's a chick with an eye patch... AN EYE PATCH![/spoiler] 25: Wee in my armor to see if it works like Master Chief's... [spoiler]Just found out... It doesn't[/spoiler] 26: Keep armor on... Yolo
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3 通の返信Run for speaker, build a wall, expand on a massive scale, conquer the solar system and then kick my feet up.
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