And holding a weapon that shines brightly above his head, you can hear him faintly saying"If you wish to have the Sky Xûra'horn, come to me...".
Halfway up~ "You are almost here, come guardian.
You do wish for a Sky Xûra'horn, do you not?"
Almost there~ "Yes! Yes, my friend! Almost here!
You must really desire this grande weapon of the
9's design, do you not?".
***If you ever fall~
"Uuuuhhhgg.Errrrr. What the F|_|€|< man...Come on...".***
At the top~ "Ahhh, guardian... You have made it. Now, the prize you have worked for so patiently for, THE SKY XÛRA'HORN!!! No where did I put it... Oh yes, you must..."<PUSHES YOU OFF THE CLIFF...
"My will is not my own, I am not in control of my body... And I'm not Reving you. I have a puppy that turns blue on Tuesdays. Grains of sand are like sand grains when...did I take my meds today?
Really? A Sky Xûra'horn. Hmmm."
Or something like this:)
That would be the funniest thing Bungie could do. Can you imagine if Proximity chat was available and on? They'd need to change the game's rating to NC-17. lol
My only problem with this is that I make purchases first thing Friday and late Saturday night. I don't want to have to find the fire twice in a weekend.