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During crota raid the sword bearer stopped moving and in background (sounded like a noisy ass college dorm) somebody yelled "somebody grab a bottle of lube or something". Fire team laughed for fifteen minutes straight.
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2 通の返信Was playing with a mate and I heard his daughter ask "daddy, can we read a book soon?" He responded with, "soon sweetheart, I'll just finish this strike" I couldn't believe it, and told him, " you better shut that child up man!" He apologized
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2 通の返信Was in a raid team and after we killed Oryx one guy left and either put on some porn or had some realllly loud sex possibly my most awkward Destiny moment ever....
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1 返信Lol the other day my friend forgot to mute his mic when he was "sweet-talking" his dog. Funniest shit ever.
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6 通の返信Versus_Alternisにより編集済み: 7/13/2016 1:59:32 AMHad a female playing a raid with us and during it she farted which wouldn't have bothered me; however, afterwards she said "that's going to need a wipe, after this"! THAT'S GOING TO NEED A WIPE, AFTER THIS! She then realized what she said, said "OMG" and turned her mic went off the rest of the raid. Kind of caught me off guard.
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3 通の返信Some british kid got cussed out by his dad for not listening. He said to his dad "oh -blam!- off!" cos' he was pestering him about going somewhere. The dad then went full angry brit and told the kid to -blam!- off as well and then ripped his controller from him and suddenly the kid was gone.
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2 通の返信My 9 year old with aspergers has a very unique sense of humor....he comes and has to try and fart close to my mic every time I play. And then he laughs hysterically and asks if the people I'm playing with heard it....I'd laugh too but it always smells like hot garbage...
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1 返信I was in a random group and I heard one of the guys beating his mom and sister, then them hysterically screaming/crying saying they were calling the cops all the while he keeps shit talking them saying "I'm the king around here, you're nothing to me" and shit like that. On Christmas day.
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2 通の返信Someone was having a -blam!-ing family gathering and I swear their whole family laughed like a bunch of seals.
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1 返信1.Someones family was playing piano and singin x-mas songs in the same room. 2. Someone was playing in a room full of chicken but he moved into another room when we asked him.
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When I used to play I had this one person in my group when we were doing Skolas on hard with solar burn(we all had gally) he kept saying this TAKE THIS YOU FOOL, DIE DIE DIE WHEN WE KILLED HIM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU IMBECILE YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME. me: that's one eardrum gone Other guy: you need some water?