You know, everyday when playing with Americans they ask you the same questions over and over again like a gossip magazine that has nothing to report.
Non Americans share your commonly asked questions. And if you're American I guess share stuff people ask you, or get triggered
[spoiler]inb4 I make no sense[/spoiler]
I'm Australian so I get asked these more than anything:
"Are you British"
"Do you have [insert common item] in Australia"?
"Did you know everything there wants to kill you?"
"I love Australia I've seen heaps of pictures, wish I lived there" (You really -blam!-ing don't)
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1 返信You speak very good english for a mexican.......[spoiler]I'm white, from new mexico, 47th state of the union. [/spoiler]
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18 通の返信Oh, if you dare use the greeting, "You alright?" to someone you don't really know. ... Life story. Not that I mind but it is unexpected sometimes. It's just a way of saying hello for us.
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2 通の返信I'm a Brit and I once got in a party with an American girl who said and I quote.. "You're making me wet listening to your voice" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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64 通の返信The most frequent asked question I get when I say I'm from Belgium are questions about waffles.
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2 通の返信Hello my Aussie friend. I saw your questions that my fellow Americans ask you and thought I might offer an explaination [quote]I'm Australian so I get asked these more than anything: "Are you British"[/quote] You have the movie Crocodile Dundee to thank for that one. That movie cemented in the minds of Americans that the Australian accent is more in line with Britain's Cockney accent. Now to the mind of the ignorant American, if they do not hear that particular accent, you must be British. Earlier Hollywood films were more accurate in depicting the accent. [quote]"Do you have [insert common item] in Australia"?[/quote] This is generally the attitude of people who have not yet discovered that the US is not the only highly advanced society out there. They will learn. [quote]"Did you know everything there wants to kill you?"[/quote] Again, stereotypes portrayed by American media. [quote]"I love Australia I've seen heaps of pictures, wish I lived there" (You really -blam!-ing don't)[/quote] Expression: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I think that best sums it up.
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6 通の返信I'm Irish, and yes, I'm technically a leprechaun. Small, ginger, has a beard, etc.
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2 通の返信"Oh my god, you're British?? Do you have tea with the Queen and stuff?!" Bitch, no. [b]I'm Scottish.[/b] [spoiler]Well, technically speaking, I [b]am[/b] English. I stopped living there when I was 8, and I'm nearly 21. Fairly certain I can say I'm Scottish now without too many consequences.[/spoiler] Their next question is almost [i]always[/i] about haggis. So I like to -blam!- with them and tell them it's a furry creature we hunt for sport...as opposed to what it actually is.
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5 通の返信You have been invaded by an American. *Freedoms internally* Send me a picture of an emu. Do it mild. Do it.
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4 通の返信Nice stereotypical post putting all Americans into one category. And no Im not American.
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1 返信Well I'm from Kentucky, (yes I know this is for other countries) and the first thing people from other countries ask me, and sadly some of the people from the US is, "Oh that fried chicken place?" I can't tell you how many times people have said that too me lol. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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7 通の返信Dude, I feel your pain...I am an American, but I'm from the island of Guam and I live in Texas. Someone once asked me if we still ran around in loincloths and carried spears...my reply, "Yeah, when I leave my 2 story 5 bedroom house and jump in my 2010 Evo X; I meet up with the other savages at Starbucks over the weekend to have tribal warparty meetings."
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5 通の返信"Your toilets flush the opposite way to ours, man your country is backwards" Yes mother-blam!-er, and the rain comes up from the ground here and we all drive in reverse.
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6 通の返信Tea? No Crumpets? No What do you eat then? Normal things. What? What you think we eat different things to you? [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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3 通の返信AboundingChip85により編集済み: 6/27/2016 3:10:17 PMGreece here. 1) How's the weather? 2) I've been to Greece, loved the islands and the sun. 3) Do you have iphones there? [spoiler]Lmao[/spoiler]
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3 通の返信- I live in the Netherlands- Amsterdam? [spoiler]nope[/spoiler] Are the drugs good? [spoiler]idk, never even seen or used drugs[/spoiler] How do you survive without guns? [spoiler]when there is a shooting, it's in the media for a couple of days[/spoiler] [spoiler]low crime rates where I live[/spoiler] Do you Ice skate to work? [spoiler]no, we don't[/spoiler]
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2 通の返信Why don't you Aussies create your own damn video games so you don't have to ruin it for the rest of us with your connection... It's like you're in the middle of the ocean or something!