Buy a tortilla. You'll do something with this later. Then, take her to your local Nandos and order some of that peri peri chicken. After that, you lay her to bed, kiss her goodnight and give her a warm hug. Go and warm up the tortilla. When it's nice and warm, lay it gently over her forehead.

If she needs a place to stay, I wouldn't mind you take her in. Anything lewd, however, and I'm gonna give you some "discipline" with Iris Heart's help. Don't do anything stupid.

Battle truehero to the death, and whoever wins gets to claim the waifu