This statement is a lie

A man says if you tell the truth he will kill you with a sword and if you lie he will kill you with a spell. What do you say to live?

What's green and has wheels ? [spoiler]GRASS I LIED ABOUT THE WHEELES[/spoiler]

This one is more like a riddle but I always liked it. "Three people check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?"

Batman fights the joker, who has a new weapon designed by Lex Luther himslef. A world eating bomb. Defeats said nemesis, in doing so triggers the bomb. He finds himself by a river, his suit has been shredded. Looking around he sees he is in gotham. He finds some clothes on a line, and takes them. Shielding his exposed skin from the cold gotham air. He is lost and confused, everything looks similar but strange. Did the explosion mess with his head? Down an ally way he strolls, things become clear to him. He sees a family.... A mom, a dad, and a young boy leave through a back door. He thrusts his hands in his pocket. It's there he thinks to himself. Knowing his choices, he only makes one. He grips the cold python in his coat and draws it out blasting the mom and dad leaving the kid in a pool of his families blood. Broken, he rushes towards the gotham bridge. Into the ice cold water he plumits. Everything goes black.... Minutes pass, he is fished out by a man who saw him jump. The man asks why? The now broken batman just laughs and his cold frost burned cheaks crack his mouth open and rip his skin into a smile. He replies in a sinister all too familiar voice. The jokes on you. And laughs as he beats the man to death.... [spoiler]batman is thrown back in time, has to kill his parents so he can become the batman to save the world. Then goes crazy and becomes the joker who threatens the world and sends him back in time on purpose....[/spoiler]

There is an exception to every rule.

Can magneto lift Thor's hammer?

Why couldn't the child see the pirate movie? Because it was rated.. [spoiler]PG13!!![/spoiler]

Longing Rusted Seventeen Daybreak Furnace Nine Benign Homecoming One Freight Car

In the day I'm a daytime person, but at night, I'm a night time person How many sandwiches until we can colonize the sun?

"removing primary elementals will increase gun diversity" Luke Smith

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE don't think about it Don't think about it Don't think about it

If Linkin Park Plays in the forest and no ones around to hear it, In the end does it even matter?

If men are always wrong and women are always right. If a man says a woman is right......