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4/24/2016 5:59:00 PM
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Master Chief and Gordon Freeman walk into a bar...
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1 返信For some reason I thought it said "Gordon Ramses" and I'm like, "oh he must have meant master chef. Then I read the post body and I'm like, "what the hell is this guy talking about?" Then I figured it out.
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It was a large bar. Many Aliens and Demons were there. All of a sudden, Chief pulled out an Energy Sword and stabbed the Bartender, the great Prophet of Regret, who said one final phrase before falling to the ground; "I regret everything!" Chief and Freeman start murdering enemies before the Gravemind swipes them into a wall. He went in for another attack before his tentacles got shot off by a plasma beam in the distance. Samus Aran and Doomguy have entered the battle. All four of them started wrecking until nobody was left. The Bar was then shut down and the Prophet of Truth (who was not in the bar) tried to sue them all, but his neck was snapped by the Arbiter.
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2 通の返信Was it a bar full of alien scum? Because I can't see any reason why these two would walk into a human bar and kill everyone.
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2 通の返信> Chief and Freeman stand on countless enemy corpses > they drip with blood > a menacing tune plays > they hear a crunching outside > boots on gravel > a tall and thin shadow appears on the door > a man enters > reality begins to collapse > Chief and Gordon shit themselves, simultaneously, down to the last second > it is... the man in the yellow hat
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