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Fallhatにより編集済み:
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How to Get A Girlfriend 100%
Walk up to her. Say nothing. Smile. Look down at the table. Place a spoon down. Look back to her. Place another slightly smaller spoon on top of that spoon. Look back at her, notice the perplexed expression. Point to the smaller spoon and say "could be you..." Walk away. Leave the spoons. She will follow. 👌
COMMENT IF IT WORKED
Edit 1: Thanks for 100 replies! That means 100 people got gfs
Edit 2: SOOO MANY NOTIFICATIONS. WHYYY
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2 通の返信j0llyにより編集済み: 3/27/2016 10:04:36 PM
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4 通の返信Toast/Envelope Method An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested. I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method.
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2 通の返信Instructions unclear bought two girlfriends and am now in an intimate relationship with a spoon.
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2 通の返信TheMilkmanにより編集済み: 3/28/2016 5:07:32 AMNah nah. You got to sell milk, man! Here is how you slide into those dms Milkman style. Step One. Get into standard Milkman uniform. Step two. Get in stylish milk van loaded with [b][i]Things[/i][/b] Step Three. Drive to m'lady household Step four. Knock, slant on pole or fence next to door. Step five. The most important! Repeat after me "Would you like to buy my service, or shall I say my milk? If this does not work or she goes straight torwards the phone run back to the van and drive to Mexico for the week.
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11 通の返信Jack Torranceにより編集済み: 3/28/2016 6:51:29 PMThe [b][u]DENNIS[/u][/b] System [b][u]D[/u][/b]emonstrate value [b][u]E[/u][/b]ngage physically [b][u]N[/u][/b]urturing dependence [b][u]N[/u][/b]eglect emotionally [b][u]I[/u][/b]nspire hope [b][u]S[/u][/b]eparate entirely No joke I somewhat used this to get my current girlfriend of 4 months
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At a tailgate party, walked up to the lass I wanted, grabbed her face and licked her nose. No explanation given, no apologies, said nothing. Walked away. She went home with me. Works on the same logic as the spoons. It may sound dumb, but boldness and alittle intrigue get results.
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whiteblade89により編集済み: 3/31/2016 3:28:11 AMGo up to a girl at a party and tell her, "You know how I know you're getting laid tonight?" When she asks how, lean forward and whisper in her ear...... "Because I'm stronger than you."
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3 通の返信I legitimately sat next to a girl while both of us were drunk. "do you like me?" I asked. She said yes and we made out. Been together almost a year.
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9 通の返信RumblingJOSEPHにより編集済み: 3/28/2016 5:08:43 AMWrong. All wrong. First you walk up to the girl. Then say you like their shoes. Say nothing else and then walk away.
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2 通の返信Or go to the local bank and take all the ATM receipts out of the trash. Find the one with the largest account balance, write number on it, leave it with girl. Instant GF
