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2 通の返信Sage 13により編集済み: 2/26/2016 7:56:13 PMWhen your dad buys you a 64gb black iPhone 6S when you clearly told him to buy you the gold one or else you'll be a social outcast at private school. I guess he wants me to start calling him "Disappointment" from now on, huh?
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1 返信Trying to fix your dong while in a public setting while your balls are itching so bad you feel like scratching them until they fall off.
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2 通の返信I eat so much fast food that my poop is always wet which in turn makes my butthole always itchy
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2 通の返信My neck starts hurting after lying down with my head closest to the tv because my tv is too big
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15 通の返信My phone takes a thousand years to charge. Like holy crap, you've been charging for 2 hours. What do you want?! Stroke you while you're charging or what??
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4 通の返信My burrito got cold while I was talking to my coworker about buying a lightsaber from ultrasabers....
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2 通の返信My controller can't hold a charge, the teachers at my school are terrible at their jobs, and i forgot to masterb8
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5 通の返信When PSN or Xbox live is down, so you have to do something productive with your life