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Pistol Magicにより編集済み:
1/24/2016 11:14:18 PM
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How to get a Girl NOT to like you
Lets think up some uhh.... Poor/inefficient tips for dating/getting a girl to like you/seeing IF a girl likes you.
1. Peeing on her to assert your dominance
2. say I'm going to go take poop, can I have your number so we can continue our conversation as I drop some dark kids off at the pool. Girls like guys that are just honest
3. Walk up to her and say
You
Me
And Shrek
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4. Poetry: Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.
5. Fart in her eye
6.
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2 通の返信sir_mにより編集済み: 1/25/2016 12:48:36 AMHow to NOT get a girl: be there for her and listen to her problems. Make her laugh. Complement her physically and her personality. Do stuff with her. Then wait as she kisses and cuddles other guys. And with 5 easy payments of $99.99 you can get the full tutorial absolutely FREE! [spoiler]Seriously tho, his happened. [/spoiler]
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2 通の返信Show her your K/D [spoiler]just kidding, that rakes in all the bitches [/spoiler]
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2 通の返信Apparently telling her that you care about her, even just as a friend, is a big no no....
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2 通の返信Speaking of poetry, Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't. But actually, if you want a girl to not like you, be a total douchebag.
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