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KissedByFire 117により編集済み: 1/9/2016 5:00:11 AM
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A Tribute to Carbonite Flux

I have adapted my own version of the lyrics to the Shia Labeouf song to pay tribute to Senpai Carbonite Flux. You're posting a new topic There's no one around, and your heavy weapon is empty Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Carbonite Flux He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Carbonite Flux You're looking for the mute button, but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see… There's cuteness on his face My god, there's cuteness everywhere! Trying not to get called cute, from Carbonite Flux He's brandishing a smart phone, it's Carbonite Flux Lurking on the forums B.net superstar Carbonite Flux Living in #DESTINY, Carbonite Flux Calling people cute for sport, Carbonite Flux Catcalling all the users Actual, Senpai Carbonite Flux Now your post is dead, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with toxic comments You creep silently through the forums A-ha! In the distance, a dead ghost with a light on - Hope! You move stealthily toward it... But your leg! AH! It's caught in a sweeper bot! Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping toward the dead ghost (quiet, quiet) Now you're getting closer, But wait he's there reviving it, Carbonite Flux Looking up the Grimoire, Carbonite Flux But he doesn't hear you crawl up, Carbonite Flux You're sneaking up behind him Strangling supreme leader Carbonite Flux Fighting not to get called cute, with Carbonite Flux Wrestling a reply, from Carbonite Flux Find and press the mute button Safe at last from Carbonite Flux You limp back to the forums Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Carbonite Flux Wait! He isn't muted! Senpai Surprise! Pre-nerf Thorn to your head, cuteness in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Carbonite Flux Legendary fight with Carbonite Flux Normal Raid night for Carbonite Flux You try to throw a mute at Carbonite Flux But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every mute, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck Now you can not hear him You have just muted Carbonite Flux He tries to call you cute but can't, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Carbonite Flux Senpai notice me plz. P.S. u all look cute today bbs Edit: OMG SENPAI NOTICED

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