If you played a real racing game, you don't " honk" you fly by that fůcker with pride

I just got a ticket in the mail with a picture of me on my sparrow passing the drop ship on Venus. I guess if it's stop signs are out on the sides, we have to stop and wait for all of the Fallen to get off. 10,000 glimmer fine. Now my sparrow insurance is gonna be sky-high! FML

Dont forget non-sober guardians Always popping those damn 3 of coins, So irreponsible

Me and this one guy were literally having a conversation with our horns during a race. Went on for a whole lap almost when we were close. I'd honk 3 times, he'd honk 3 times, I'd honk once, he'd honk once, I'd honk 5 times, he'd honk 5 times. Then someone came up behind me and shoved me into a wall which caused a whole ricochet thing and I didn't catch up to him til the end

I always do the... Beep beep beep beep beep Before I pass I hoping someone does the... Beep beep ...hasn't happened yet.