Op is a Christmas failure
[b][i][u]WHY DO YOU ASK[/u][/i][/b]
Has multiple # that aren't even used
Can never pull even under a Miseltoe
Not even Krampus wants this bad bad child
Sucked a penis colored to look like a candy cane
Only present he ever got was his virginity
Became blind from booty pics of ms.claus (the fat one)
Saint Nick rests his case your honor