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Lmao that picture

When skyrim came out, my buddy got it. I fell in love just watching him play. I talked about it in school a couple weeks later, a kid in my class says "yeah I have that came, it's dumb af" I was like whaaaattt? He said he wanted to sell it to me because he was stuck. Turns out her saved his game as he was dying to a centurion. He'd load, die, load, die. Hahahahhaa. But yeah.

In Skyrim, Wuuthrand isn't supposed to be enchantable, seeing how it already has a perk to it. But somehow, some way, I managed to glitch it out and give it a fire enchantment. Weird. Either that or not being able to get Serana to come with me anymore. I approach her but it never gives me the option.

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

I remember when I got visited by a vampire whilst asleep in Oblivion for the first time. 'A large, dark figure approaches your bed' I was just sat there like :O :O

My favorite quest by far is the Dark Brotherhood quest line in Oblivion. Particularly the quest where you're invited to a party and kill everyone without the others finding out. Funniest glitch: when I go to the swamps in Skyrim, I often see mammoths falling from the sky and just die on the spot

Paarthunax's skeleton followed me around everywhere

Modded skyrim in PC. I'll put this in [i]green[/i]text so it's quicker to read. >in solitude >AFK at the gate >vampires attack >mod makes vampire attacks bigger >bugged potion mod makes a vampire permanently paralyse me >watch the vampires kill tons of guards and townsfolk >only one guard left >he's fighting 20 vampires and their dudes >fight goes on for minutes >guard kills every vampire >stands for a moment in the pile of dead >takes out a torch and goes back on patrol >goes up to me and tells me no lollygaggimg

Randy savage dragons mod is best mod

Favorite franchise of all time. Started with morrowind, favorite is oblivion, and I pretend ESO didn't happen.

This glitch was so creepy... It was in Oblivion the Shivering Isles DLC. I had recently beaten Jyggalag and when I went into Sheogorath's palace, he was sitting in his throne staring at me. When I attempted to run towards him, he disappeared and audio of him laughing was playing. I love that daedric prince.

I hope Goldbrand comes back in the next elder scrolls. I was so disappointed that it wasn't in Skyrim or ESO after becoming so connected to it in Morrowind and Oblivion. There was nothing flashy about it (other than it being gold), it just did a tonne of damage really quickly and that was awesome enough.

Idk about glitches but I really enjoyed the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood quest lines in Oblivion. They were way better than the ones in Skyrim. I was disappointed when I realized they weren't in ESO.

Cultists vs vampires in whiterun. Thy both appear at the same time apparently

I once glitched out of the Companion's Place in Skyrim and saw a box thing underneath it. Kettles OP.

The solitude dragon corpse: A low res dragon keeps spawning in solitude, inside and outside of the walls, he just ragdolls there, waiting, plotting.

100!!

One time I found a white run guard in morrowind attack a morrowind guard. Wtf Wait not morrowind, that one town that is half destroyed