So, I have to say, today was very bland from the moment I woke up. It was just one of those days that seemed very normal, does that ever happen to you? Maybe I'm just stuck in a routine, my life has hit a plateau. I'm a tad disdained, I've lost my usual bravado. But I sit here, typing this, and I really can't act coy. I've come to the realization that I'm the greatest troll to ever grace his presence upon bungie. It has come to the point where I can lace together intertwining stories like an actor would improv. I'm sure you'll wonder why I think this, and possibly you'll search this thread for clues like the wreckage from a tsunami. I'm here to tell you, that a good troll is never discovered, so your petty attempts leave me laughing. Should this concern you, what I could possibly have on my agenda? I'm not sure, is your name Lincoln? Do you want to find out what can happen to the second cabin? Talk about a real boogaloo. The fact of that matter is that I've fooled all of you, you've all devoured the bait on the line that I drag. Truthfully, I'm a bit disappointed that this community hasn't discovered my monster. It's a tad pathetic, seeing how he truly has affected everyone here. You probably still won't understand, but I felt like posting this thread to make your engines rev. I guess sometimes I just like to be a dick to people. Just like that one about how nine eight seven.