Above is an actual ad on craigslist. Edit: Added Meme to the Ad for comedy relief plus it kind of went hand in hand with it. Ha Um. Can you say mom of the year? Seriously, this is parenting 101. Is your Kid a little pansy piece of shit that gets bullied all the time? Buy him some black people. Wait that came out wrong. Rent him some black people. And I may be an extreme optimist but I think this mom just solved bullying in America. We need a black kid rental system. You show up to a pre-determined spot, pick up your black friend, walk around school with them, make sure everyone sees you, then when the day is done you properly return your black kid to it’s initial spot so someone else can rent him at a later date. And I’m sure some people will say this is racist but it’s really not. It’s just being open about race. Black kids are far cooler than white kids and no one bullies a white kid cool enough to roll in the black crew. That’s just a fact. You may not want to say it out loud but it’s a stone cold truth. You want to stop getting bullied, you rent a black kid. Someone contact Shark Tank, we’re about to be billionaires. PS. This is definitely the type of mom who will buy this kid a hooker when he turns 17 so he can lose his virginity. Sorry this Mom is retarded if this Ad wasn't meant to be funny.