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ColombiasFinestにより編集済み:
8/18/2015 4:21:15 AM
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Can you imagine Variks as a GPS?
"Make a left yesssss? Or you die."
*Guy flips you off• "You face the disgraced, lost, fallen"
EDIT: Wow, you guys are really nice. Over 100 replies!
EDIT 2: These are hilarious! 300 replies! What happened on a boring car ride now put me in trending!
EDIT 3: Wow. 500. Halfway to 1,000!
What do you guys think of,
"If Lord Shaxx was ____
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#Destiny
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11 通の返信The KA24Eにより編集済み: 8/15/2015 2:15:18 PM*drives past retirement home* "Welcome to the prison of elders" EDIT: it was just a typo i didn't change anything major.
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2 通の返信"Where would you like to go?" "Set destination for, ahhh.... Target, I need to do some shopping for a birthday party in an hour!" "Important Target, Guardian." "Dammit, Veriks."
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4 通の返信Someone needs to make a Variks soundboard. I desperately need to prank call someone with it.
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20 通の返信Trexusにより編集済み: 9/6/2015 12:55:48 AMWhat about shaxx as a GPS? *gets cut off* The highway is no place for mercy! Fight back! *speeds down the street* This isn't a drive! It's a massacre! Well done. *gets pulled over for tail light out* Your light was not enough *Gets $20 worth of gas* $20 dollars doesn't fill a tank, but it's a good start. *wins a street race* I could have used your talents on the track. *gets too many strikes on driver's license* The license is lost, but there will be others Comment more below!
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4 通の返信Or Ghost. *after you get in a huge car accident* "There's nothing left. Not even the lights."
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Me: Hmm...Play station or Xbox? GPVariks: Dismantle mines yes? Me: don't know what that means, ok Playstaion GPVariks:You have failed guardian Me:What?! But Playstation has 1080- *Building explodes* Me:Was it Xbox? GPVariks: You've failed again guardian Me:Son of a- *Second explosion occurs* GPVariks:Wii master console
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1 返信I would throw money at whoever sold it quicker than anything I've done before, even if I didn't have the money to get it. Grab it and goodbye. GPVariks shall be mine.... On top of GPS, what if the phone AI items had Variks. Like how iOS has Siri and Microsoft has Cortana... Have a Sony phone and have Variks as an optional voice.
