These two randoms (a guy and a 12ish year old bladedancer kid) and I were making our way through PoE 34 when all of a sudden, me and the other guy get taken down by a bunch of Hobgoblins. So we try not to panic as we tell the kid to use his super and stay alive. What happens instead? He charges right in slicing and dicing everything in his way.
Now normally this wouldn't seem like anything out of the ordinary to me, but for the fact that he spent a good 2 minutes laughing his ass off like a maniacal psychopath for the whole duration of his super, screaming "YES!!! YES!!! DIE, YOU WEAK LITTLE VERMIN!!! FEEL THE BLADE OF MY KNIFE AS IT SLICES YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!", followed by 20 seconds of the scariest motherf***ing cackle I've ever heard in my entire life.
His super runs out, all the Vex are dead, we go back into the PoE waiting room, and I ask him what the hell just happened. He said he had no clue what I was talking about. I literally described every detail in the previous situation to him as simply as possible, and yet he had no idea wtf I was talking about. I just assumed he was being a wiseass and let it go...
So we go into the next round and we get pinned behind cover. He activates his super, and charges right out of cover into the fray. Next thing I know, it's happening all over again. "RUN!!! RUN, YOU MAGGOTS!!! FLEE FROM MY ULTIMATE FURY BEFORE I BRING MY WRATH DOWN UPON YOUR SOFT AND SQUISHY LITTLE HEADS!!! Round ends, we go back inside. Honest to god, he still had no f***ing clue what I was talking about.
So yeah. Just another casual adventure on Destiny.
[b]Edit[/b]: Talked to him last night, we're gonna do Skolas this afternoon. Wish me luck lol
[b]Edit 2[/b]: We partied up for Skolas. All in all, it went pretty well. Only thing I noticed was a girl on the mic. Apparently she's his "sister" (guessing that's complete BS).
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1 返信''Meets 12 year old Psychopath'' ''Scared like hell'' ''Plays with him tonight'' Seems legit.
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3 通の返信Ultimate Oblivion Wrath Didn't think a 12 year old would be using these in sentences
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3 通の返信I'm impressed with the vocabulary used by this kid. Vermin, oblivion. Both used in the correct context.... So not all bad. I would of pissed myself laughing if some kid pulled a war cry like this off while I was playing with them
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1 返信Omfg!!! I'm laughing my ass off reading this. Made my day. Shit like that makes me wonder!!! Thanks for the laugh
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1 返信feel my blade on your squishy head skolas hahahaha *guardian down* guys how'd I die?
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2 通の返信For some reason I read that in the high pitched voice of the crazed red/blue soldiers in that one red vs blue episode. It seems like something they would say.
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1 返信That would be a dream come true compared to some of the randoms I've paired up with...