These two randoms (a guy and a 12ish year old bladedancer kid) and I were making our way through PoE 34 when all of a sudden, me and the other guy get taken down by a bunch of Hobgoblins. So we try not to panic as we tell the kid to use his super and stay alive. What happens instead? He charges right in slicing and dicing everything in his way.
Now normally this wouldn't seem like anything out of the ordinary to me, but for the fact that he spent a good 2 minutes laughing his ass off like a maniacal psychopath for the whole duration of his super, screaming "YES!!! YES!!! DIE, YOU WEAK LITTLE VERMIN!!! FEEL THE BLADE OF MY KNIFE AS IT SLICES YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!", followed by 20 seconds of the scariest motherf***ing cackle I've ever heard in my entire life.
His super runs out, all the Vex are dead, we go back into the PoE waiting room, and I ask him what the hell just happened. He said he had no clue what I was talking about. I literally described every detail in the previous situation to him as simply as possible, and yet he had no idea wtf I was talking about. I just assumed he was being a wiseass and let it go...
So we go into the next round and we get pinned behind cover. He activates his super, and charges right out of cover into the fray. Next thing I know, it's happening all over again. "RUN!!! RUN, YOU MAGGOTS!!! FLEE FROM MY ULTIMATE FURY BEFORE I BRING MY WRATH DOWN UPON YOUR SOFT AND SQUISHY LITTLE HEADS!!! Round ends, we go back inside. Honest to god, he still had no f***ing clue what I was talking about.
So yeah. Just another casual adventure on Destiny.
[b]Edit[/b]: Talked to him last night, we're gonna do Skolas this afternoon. Wish me luck lol
[b]Edit 2[/b]: We partied up for Skolas. All in all, it went pretty well. Only thing I noticed was a girl on the mic. Apparently she's his "sister" (guessing that's complete BS).
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2 通の返信But I thought all 12 year olds are potential psychopaths. Whenever I listen to them and all the incoherent retarded crap that flies out of their mouths, all I can really make out here and there is a hail Satan
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5 通の返信Reminds me of O-mally (that's probably not how it's spelled) from Red Vs. Blue lol
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