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オリジナルの投稿元:Sociopaths United
Legend To Noneにより編集済み:
6/11/2015 8:47:03 AM
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Your Most Awkward Encounter With a Cop.
What was your most awkward encounter with a cop?
Mine would have to be when a black cop had a litainer. Then at one point he stars spitting,so, he respectively backs up as he's talking to me. Except he is just spitting on my car...I was hoping that because he is spitting everywhere on my stuff he would let me off with a 10mph over ticket on a steep hill. But noooo! Now I had a ticket and a car covered in his spit -_- thanks guy...
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3 通の返信She was handcuffing me and she was saying anything you say can and will be held against you so I said boobs. Let's just say it ended with me getting off with a warning and I had some court dates at her address.
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Fire at my school Police asking everybody if they know what happened My turn They ask me if I know anything I said I accidentally dropped my mixtape, cop was old and didn't get it, but his partner who was young started cracking up
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I heard about a guy who was driving along on a highway near a forest at night. He was quite drunk and swerving all over the road. So, of course, he sees the red and blue lights in his rear view mirror. He pulls over to the side of the road and decides to jump over to the passenger seat. The cop walks up to the car and shines his light in the car to find no one in the drivers seat. He then looks up to see this drunk man sitting there. The cop asks what he is doing. The man replies that he is just sittin there. The cop asks if he was driving and he says no man im hammered. So wheres the driver the cop asks. The driver ran off into the woods the drunk said.. So the cop goes to look in the woods and the man just drives away.
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Woupseaにより編集済み: 7/10/2015 1:14:55 AM>be me with broken leg in crutches >at highschool >fire drill >goddamnitareyoukiddingme.gif >I say -blam!- this shit and leave through the front door instead of our drill path >waiting for drill to end in front of school >cop sees me >makes kid in crutches limp all the way to the other side of the campus ..
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3 通の返信My friends dad was a cop. Then he committed suicide behind our school. I would say that is more awkward than most.
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1 返信Walking down the street after a fire breaks out , i continue walking cop pulls over and asks me where im coming from , i told him , from his mums house
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2 通の返信I've never had an awkward encounter with cops, bc my dad is a cop, and pretty high up in the pecking order, so they generally are pretty nice to me. But, in middle school, my mom and dad came with me to school to meet with some teachers, bc of some issues I had with bullies. My dad was going to work right after the meeting, so he was all suited up. The first bell rings, and we finish the meeting. I walk out, with my dad right behind me. Everyone was in the hallway. Needless to say, I didn't get bullied ever again
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16 通の返信I was pulled over for speeding Cop: "boy Ive been waiting on you all day" Me: "Well I got here just as fast I could officer." He laughed, I got a warning.
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Me and my friend were skateboarding in his apartment complex. He was pretty far ahead of me and he rounded a corner. When I got around there was a patrol car and 2 police officers confronting him next to a sign that says "no skateboarding". That was one akward part of it. The next is that we were both a foot taller than the cops (we're very tall considering we are 14 years old)
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3 通の返信He went to the bathroom and I stole his doughnuts. I got sentenced to death. I get executed on Thursday
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4 通の返信*gets pulled over by police officer* Cop: Son, do you know you're not allowed to be on your iPhone while driving? Me: Yes, officer. Cop: Then why are you on your phone while driving? Me: But... I'm not... Cop: I saw you on your phone. Me: I don't even have a phone on me. Cop: Are you trying to lie to a police officer right now? Me: No. I don't have a phone on me. Cop: It's in your hand right now. Me: Are you blind? Cop: I'm gonna need you to step out of the car. Me: Fine. Let me just finish this. *takes bite out of iPhone shaped cookie* *cop walks away speechless*
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Well, the plane landed and when I came out there was a dude, looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here, sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "nah forget it yo homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
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1 返信Waverly Hazardにより編集済み: 6/12/2015 5:55:13 AMHas anyone heard of the guy with the biggest penis in the world? He got pulled over cause cops thought his boner was a gun lol.
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1 返信When I was in middle school me and my friends had to create a movie trailer for a book of our choice, and our book took place in a metro where everyone wore black, so at night we found a ditch and started filming with nerf guns. One of the cars passing by must have called the cops and when they arrived they weren't sure if they had to rescue us from the ditch or arrest us so a firetruck and 2 cop cars showed up and when they saw our nerf guns they spazzed out screaming PUT THE GUNS DOWN they later realized they were nerf guns and we were filming. They said sorry and just sort of left
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3 通の返信4 of us was in a car all dress up for paintball battle. That's right a -blam!-in swat team and a -blam!-in chopper was telling us to stop the car. My friend who was driving panicked so what he did was he drove faster and stop in front of the bank. We got off and the swat team litiraly almost killed us. Every cop was on us and every gun was pointed at us. Swat/cop: put your hand on the air where we can see them (somthing like that) Us: HOLY SHIT!!! What the -blam!-!!! Swat/cops: we will shoot on sight!! We did what was told and ended up explaining why we were dress like a robbers. Us: we were going to the paintball championship. Another story was my friend and I was going to the mall to buy destiny and the cop pulled us over. He said or motion to roll the window down. But the window was stuck....
