Every 4/20, I start my morning by sprinkling legal cocaine on my pancakes. I am not an addict, I just love trying new things every now and then at precisely 7:00 A.M. every morning. Another example is sometimes I put a legal marijuana into a blender and mix it until it turns to liquid. Then I use a needle to inject that legal marijuana juice directly into my eyeballs. It feels really euphoric. I'm feeling especially creative this 4/20. Help me out Flood?