Bitch pointed a stick at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this stick" and I said "What end?"

>be 10 >playing Pokemon on shitter before school >bus comes outside >I still haven't wiped >mom yells I have to go >have horrible poison ivy on crotch >pour a bunch of cream on penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >girl I like sits next to me >asks me if I've ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >she starts whispering in my ear >I start sweating >I look down >the cream is seeping through my jeans, Making me look like I cummed >she notices >I notice >I open my Fannie pack to grab some Kleenexes >my spaghetti falls out all over >I start sweating more >realize I forgot to wipe my ass >whole entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti >bus gets to school >try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >it's penis inspection day >my name is Alan aardvark >I have to go first >nurse demands for me to take off my pants >I rufuse >she wrestles me down, and gets a microscope real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile scream on top of my lungs >she unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out >she pukes on my dick >gets expelled

Asked her if she'd get mad at me for something I didn't do. She said no. Next day I show up, and she asks for my homework. I said I didn't do it. Bitch got mad at me.

My buddy asked me to toss him the scalpel so I did

A classmate stabbed me in the leg and my chemistry teacher got mad that I disrupted class with my yelling.

I'm white and walked into a classroom with a black jacket... Apparently I was committing a vile racist act...

My friend was sitting in a corner just hanging out reading a book and got called Suicidal and was sent to the school counselor...

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6th grade at nutrition showing my friend my new Sidekick 3 lol Short annoying lady tells me to give her my phone. I said "no go buy your own." She keeps telling me I keep saying no. Threatens to get the dean, I tell her, "go for it, I'm still not giving you my phone." Dean comes over asks for my phone, I said "no". Says he's gonna call my parents. I said "go ahead." After about 10minutes he says, "okay just put your phone away" and leaves. The little annoying lady stares at me and I smile and say, "you can buy one at T-Mobile, they're having a 2year upgrade deal." She turns red. Bell rings and I go to class. That dumb bitch had it out for me until I graduated 8th grade. I swear she was jealous of my pink bedazzled Sidekick 3 lol

Isn't exactly what the thread is over, but whatever. So, this one kid in kindergarten or 1st grade supposedly was thirsty in the middle of the night he gets up and drinks some of dads meds and dies. He was my friend doe...