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S0ulBearerにより編集済み: 4/11/2015 8:27:08 PM
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Does your Guardian smell bad?

Then this is for you! After wearing the same gear for hundreds of hours on end it's bound to smell like a thousand dregs died, came back alive, threw up, and died again in your robes/armor/assless chaps. Get this amazing fragrance today for only the cost of Hawkmoon! Act within the next 10 minutes and we will even throw in a second bottle absolutely FREE! Be the first of your fireteam to kick ass and smell great while doing it! Order Destiny by Destiny today! *This product is exclusive to Xbox until we feel like otherwise *Any death, dismemberment, or being violated by any characters including -but not limited to- Rahool, Phogoth, Omnigul, The Nexus, Xur, People Who Buy From Xur, that Awoken guy nobody likes, People who don't have time to explain why they don't have time to explain, and RNGesus (also known as "What the [censored]", "I've gotten this gun 12 times already!", and "Shards, AGAIN, seriously!?", is not the responsbility of Xbox, Bungie, Destiny, Deej (seriously stop blaming him for everything), and you waive all chances of ever receiving Gjallahorn by purchasing this product. Smell good, Guardians.

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