OK, so my university built this amazing new multi-storey building for students to use as a study and learning-resource centre. I go there all the time; and I get coffees throughout the day from the groudfloor coffee shop. Im there right now. Today, I decide to head down a few floors to get my coffee... en-route I pass by some meeting/special-event going on in this special glass office and there is a man just full-out rocking a HITLER MOUSTACHE! I was immediately struck with "what the fk? Isn't that illegal?" Then it occurred to me that Hitler basically single handedly destroyed the moustache, particularly little-nose types. Weird to think huh? Anyways, I go get my coffee and on the way upstairs (open concept area, with "floating stairs in the middle") I see some middle aged guy in what looks like a zambonie jacket laying on his side on this amphitheatre-style casual seating section and he is twitching. I thought maybe he was having a seizure... nope, turns out he is vigorously jerking his hand in the back of his pants while sort of pretending to be asleep and looking at people. I figured, OK he has an itchy ass, it happens to the best of us... but he went about the back of his pants for about 1-2 minutes before immediately switching to the front of his pants for some vigorous "twitching"... I left and grabbed some security to show them (I was looking down from above) and when I came back a few minutes later, he is still going at it strong. Anyways, I left but I figure he got "tossed." On the not-so-bad side, the opening weeks of this building just had sketchy people handing out coupons, and red-bulls and just soliciting all their crap for people to go buy from them... until they get booted. Point is: *) Wtf is wrong with this world?