Title says it all, waiting for tires and oil change and bored as hell.
Edit 1- over halfway there! Keep it coming Guardians!
Edit 2- 200 comments and we are finished! Thank you to each and every one of you for helping occupy my time. Back to orbit!
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2 通の返信Did you open up a can of tomato sauce and have a trail leading to the women's restroom? Or set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals?
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2 通の返信Cry me to the Moon and let me sing among the hive , you are all I long for , all I worship and adore , in other words please be cool , in other words baby cleanse me, fill my heart with orbs and let me shoot forever more , let me see what raids are on jupiter and mars.
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6 通の返信Holy crap get your car out of there before those idiots touch it !!! Why the hell would you get your car worked on at a grocery store?
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5 通の返信You don't know how to change a tire or do a oil change?! What kind of man are you?!???!! [spoiler]just kidding I don't know how to do any of that stuff.[/spoiler]
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1 返信go stand next to older woman, then jump and proclaim really loudly "OMG Lady i do not want to eat your P*$$Y!!! How could you say such a thing!!!" Then run away in disgust like you're really creeped out
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2 通の返信Whenever I'm feeling down I go there and look around. At least I will never be 400 lbs. with shit stains in my sweat pants and a pink thong hiked out the top of them. (I think it's a man)
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3 通の返信The last time I had Walmart do anything with my car they put a huge ass dent in the door, when the police showed up they made a report of what happened and then they did nothing -_-
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2 通の返信Not really a question more of a request. Get a cart Fill it with meat Hide it in the hardware section Leave it there.
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1 返信Just keep asking employees if theyve seen Marsha and while theyre talking mid sentence just walk away cause your cars done
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5 通の返信If somehow your mum and girlfriend switched bodies and you had to have sex with one of them to make them switch back would you A) have sex with your girlfriend in your mums body B) have sex with your mum in your girlfriends body
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2 通の返信Just don't wear a military uniform there! My cousin got kicked out (wrongfully because the manager was a douche) because of it.