If I was my Warlock I would... Poke the Speaker for no obvious reason. Cling to Shaxx's leg. High five, high five EVERYTHING. Throw my head back and laugh at a Huntard--I mean Hunter for no obvious reason, once again. Complain to the Speaker that we need a Library. Ask Xur if his back hurts from all that crouching. Ask Saladin how old he is. Eat food. Cuddle my Ghost. Check out the skinny jeans under my complimentary bathrobe/robe. ^ See if I look good in them with T-Shirt on. Laugh at a Titan from afar because they're slow and I could run away at an early point. Say I have a secret to tell the Speaker, and then when he asks what it is, I'd say "I [u]could[/u] tell you...". Probably not actually go fight the Darkness because I have too much to live for...like handling my taxes. Try out some new Bonds, then complain about how dull they look. Complain, in general. Take Cayde out on a adventure since he's begging about it so much. (Once again, I can't actually go fight the Darkness, so we'd probably just take a hardcore Checkers tournament.) Ask Shaxx why he's so inhumanely large. Ask Shaxx a lot of questions in general, like his martial status. Stick my face into Xur's just so I could see if those were tentacles. Ask the Speaker if he saw that movie last night, and when he asks what movie I'll say "I [b]could[/b] tell you...But I'd rather you look it up." Tell my Vanguard to actually restock on good things. Scare the Speaker into fainting or into having a heart attack just to watch his Ghost revive him, and then get banned from the observatory. Scare Shaxx to see if he screams like a girl, but I'd probably get punched out of reflex. Sit down and eat a baloney sandwich. Ask the Speaker why isn't there a Subway restaurant in the Tower, or a McDonald's for that matter. Because I actually want a quality baloney sandwich, but I also want an occasional burger. Tell the Future War Cult Leader that we need a slogan. "Come to the FWC, we have KFC." Slap the Speaker's rear end. ^ Get banned from the observatory, again. Boogie. Find out the Speaker's real name. Even if it means stealing some form of ID on him. Turns out his name is "Whatsittoya" [spoiler]Whatsittoya [b]did[/b], at one point, tell me his name while he was working, but I thought he was just being mean over me assaulting his backside. But after I stole his ID it turns out that it [b]was[/b] his name. How crazy is that???[/spoiler] Try to fit shades over my helmet, so if I ever defeat the Darkness, I can put my shades on while a fiery explosion goes off behind me.

I'd study the Eliksni, become a Kell, study the Hive, get exiled, become a God, study the Cabal, realize they still suck, abandon the Cabal, study the Vex, get lost on time, find my way back home, eat a bagel, play some Destiny.

As in we die and are resurrected in the future add guardians, or wake up tomorrow with all of our memories and be our guardian

Is pull down xurs hood

I would say why did everyone get the credit what I alone helped the traveller

Ask the Speaker why the hell are we only going to send six guys against Oryx when we have an entire army of guardians.

kill myself, then fight the vanguard and shaxx

I would become a rogue guardian. Take Thorn and Red Death and just murder all the other new guardians. Then run off into the wilderness and kill anyone who tries to find me. Sounds like it would be fun.

Play with my woman parts because all of my characters are women