How we gonna afford that check? Or should I say cheque? Are you going to borrow more money to pay it thereby ending up only further in debt due to accumulative interest? I doubt that that would work very well.

We could just print more dolla dolla bills.

Didn't Germany try that between the first and second world wars and their currency devalued to the point that it was 100% worthless and was more useful as fire fuel than actual money and kids were just playing with trillion deicthmark bills like it was no thing? Yeah, I doubt that they're gonna try that.

They already are.