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Captain_Badhassにより編集済み: 6/16/2017 6:24:14 PMGary so stupid he spent all his strange coins on legacy engrams to try and boost his light level. Gary so fat he could have just stood in front of the traveler to take our light instead of wrecking everything Gary so broke he can't afford to decrypt any of his engrams Gary so dumb hes rank 200 with Eris morn and pissed off cause he can never get a weapon from her packages Gary's so fat when he ran SRL and hit the forklift it moved
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2 通の返信Psyggieにより編集済み: 6/14/2017 12:01:16 PM
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1 返信Kahlidenにより編集済み: 6/13/2017 10:37:56 PM"I'm sorry, what was your name again? I couldn't hear it over the sound of HOW FUKING DEAD YOURE GOING TI BE"
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Guardian - Mait, I'm not in the mood to fight you. I'm still tryin' to get that icebreaker. Grill - You've mer- Guardian - I SAID SHUT THE -blam!- UP I'M TRYING TO GET THE ICEBREAKER Gandolf - Ahh... so you're not afr- Guardian - Ok that's -blam!-ing it I'm gonna Gjallarhorn the shit out of you. *Uses heavy synthesis* *shoots the almighty Gjallarhorn* *gravy dies* finally I can focus on getting the -blam!-ing icebreaker
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1 返信God the didact got really fat since halo 4? Thought we killed this noob with that blue pornstar.
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2 通の返信Harlanにより編集済み: 6/14/2017 8:24:09 PMG- Stinky A- Mean R- Poopie Y- Head I have just saved the city by myself. Thank me later.
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Hunter: You what can kill you and your entire army in one fetal swoop? Gary: What? Hunter: The salt of the Destiny forums. Gary: OH GOD! I AM SO SORRY FOR BLOWN UP YOUR TOWER! HERE JUST TAKE YOUR LOOT BACK, PLEASE!!
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9 通の返信Roy Regaにより編集済み: 6/14/2017 1:43:18 AM"You're not brave. You've merely forgotten the fear of death. Let me reaquaint you." *Ghaul moves to shove me over ledge* *I block his foot with my hand, and push him back* "I...I AM a dead thing..." *Slowly start to rise* "...created by a dead power..." *Ghaul backs away* "...to serve a dead god..." *begin to summon a weapon in my hands* "...with one sole purpose:" *levels Gjallarhorn at Ghaul* "To create more dead." Edit: Let your cringe flow through you.
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2 通の返信Heidranにより編集済み: 6/13/2017 11:46:02 PMDude head look like an old ass potato. Like he got that armor at Wal Mart from the tapout section. He's just mad cuz he has them big retarded ass lookin feet. He looks like Jason Voorhees when he gets his mask knocked off. Dude walking across that ship like his ass is sweaty...
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1 返信[b]Ghaul:[/b] "You're not brave. You've merely forgotten the fear of death. Let me reaquaint you." [b]Me:[/b] "Shut up nerd."
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1 返信We carried him through VoG to get chatterwhite, and he biatches and moans the whole time after because he didn't get a mythoclast. This is why he showed up and blew up everyone's vaults.
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1 返信THA_3rd_GUYにより編集済み: 6/14/2017 3:20:42 AM
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7 通の返信Gary is what you get when Darth Vader and a Brute from Halo, and a space turtle have a child.