I'm a guy ok, and I've been dating this one girl for like about a year and a half at the time but we watched one of those really cheesy movies where they couple runs away from their parents to get married. So after that she looked at me with tears in her eyes and buried her face in my chest saying "I only wish we could be that romantic" so since it was summer the next night I threw rocks at her window and threw up a rope ladder when she opened the window up. We snuck out together and spent the next 3 days in my family's cabin the woods watching old Star Wars movies, making cookies, and shooting each other with water guns. But on the last night it was a full moon and I looked at my girlfriend and I knew she was the one so while she wasn't looking I got down on one knee and pulled out an engagement ring. I said "Elizebeth you are the best thing to ever happen to me. I wanna be with you for the rest of my life and grow old with you." Tears were streaming out her eyes and she nodded yes. The wedding was held a year later at the same cabin and she became pregnant soon after with a boy we named Luke. We are a very happy family together and I wouldn't have it any other way. [spoiler]lol jk I've never had a girlfriend [/spoiler]

My girlfriend is the cutest, she brushes my teeths, feeds me, gets me dressed, pleasures me, at my very whim too, it really knows what I want. She's very very handsy, which is great because it's always good to have a hand

Anal

Standing on her toes when she kisses me

Not technically together but he stays up all night with me, puts me before anything, he's always there when I need him, says random sweet things to me, there's tons lol but one of my favs Is his puppy dog face he makes :) [spoiler]❤️[/spoiler]

Say we aren't dating. She's just in denial <3

Wears yoga pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I like the part where she makes a mean stew. Though, she's aging fast even though she sleeps in the freezer. Oh well.

She likes to wriggle her way out of even the tightest tied knots. It's adorable that she thinks she wants to leave. She has more trouble with chains, though.

When she farts in my ear

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