I was only 12 years old I loved Destiny so much, I owned all the emotes and Expansions I pray to Deej every night, thanking him for the Jade Rabbit I have been given "Deej is love", I say, "Deej is life" My dad hears me and calls me Trash at trials He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Deej I called him a Last Word user He slaps me and leaves my Fireteam I am crying now, because my face hurts I go into orbit and it is very cold I feel a Scarab moving towards me I felt something touch me It's Deej I am so happy He whispers into my ear, "These are my Forums" He grabs me with his powerful Gamer hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Deej He Respawn Snipes me It hurts so much, but I do it for Deej I can feel my ELO dropping as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Deej He roars a mighty roar as he fills my inventory with his exotic goo My dad walks in Deej looks him deep in the eyes and says, "We made it to the lighthouse now " Deej leaves my Fireteam Deej is love, Deej is life.