Figured since I'm not really doing shit and my girl and I just split up after a few years, I gotta preoccupy my -blam!-ing mind with some other shit for now. Anyways... I always thought the following riddle was pretty good, maybe not. I forget where i heard it first - maybe my uncle told me but idk.. [i]There is a man who lives in a 15 story apartment complex. The man lives on the 14th floor of the complex. He likes to use the elevator to get to his floor, but he can only get to the 14th if someone rides the elevator with him, or if its raining. If no one rides with him and it's not raining, he gets off on the 6th floor and walks the other 8 floors. Why doesnt he just ride to the 14th floor alone?[/i] I'll post an answer in a few hours when I'm off work or whatever. Thanks guys. RedWineHangover & Stuckya79 were able to answer it correctly and first. [spoiler]The man is a midget. He can ask another tenant to press the button for him. When its raining he can use his umbrella.[/spoiler]