Why did artists render all that Vanguard content if nobody gets to enjoy it. A speed Runner jumps over all of it and everyone else gets teleported without ever enjoying the game.
I play with my girlfriend and unless we give up our privacy, Vanguards are an absolute no go. Every time we forget and try running Vanguards again, we end up only there to watch someone else play their game. We usually get to about the second encounter before we are hopelessly behind and "joining allies", which actually means "going to collect loot you don't feel like you earned" as you enter another room full of dead bodies.
But here me out...
Duos Vanguard Playlist
Much like adding solos to Gambit to keep 4 man teams from making solos miserable, a Duos mode to ensure that everyone can enjoy all the animations in case they just want to Kill and Chill...
Thanks for reading this far!
BulletSaint
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2 RepliesHave a baby. Invite the baby. Problem solved.
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3 RepliesI see you are on PlayStation? You (and gf) may be able to change your date/time in the ps settings, in order to prevent matchmaking. Worth a try or further investigation. Good luck guardian!
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Just let us turn off matchmaking so that we can put our own fire teams together. I don't want to drag you through a strike but I will because it's my only option. I've seen these strikes plenty of times, the efforts of the artists are not going unnoticed.
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1 ReplyYeah. Super mega tryhards equipped with wacky zany weapons run through the content so fast, it's sometimes difficult to even do bounties. Once upon a time I played strikes for fun. No more.
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2 RepliesIf you are high enough light, load up a legendary nightfall
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2 RepliesI'd get behind none matchmade duos, would be. nice way to smash out some bounties and fart around with a mate if you were so inclined
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2 RepliesI've done every strike 100s of times since d1 started. I know every spawn and the timing of enemies. I want to go thru quickly t get bounties done and leave. If I could launch it solo I 100% would everytime, personally it would be more fun to me, and I wouldn't be ruining the experience for others.
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Play faster or get someone else that plays as slow as you. Respect your self and your time as the other players do.
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4 RepliesHmm yes allow me to go slowly through a strike I’ve done 400+ times just to let two blueberry lovers enjoy the scenery.
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Eliksni Gunslinger"We Fight For Great Machine Together" - old
Firewalled Strikes would be the best for everyone, Speedrunners,Solos and Duos alike The only one who has a problem with firewalled strikes is Bungie -
3 RepliesEver consider that perhaps they aren't speed running, and you're just slow? I constantly feel like I am killing everything and dragging others ahead while they try to do bounties in patrol zones..
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Or instead of duos maybe find a third to join you. But honestly every activity should have optional matchmaking.