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Edited by Bruce Wizard: 5/22/2022 5:07:30 PM
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5/21/22 - Hail HYDRA! - Operation: Porch Praetorian - MISSION ABORTED

HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Support the mysterious vandal.

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It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Porch Day is a special holiday for B.net's Offtopic Board. To properly celebrate, HYDRA High Command has ordered our workmen to build a fabulous, well-furnished porch. Unfortunately, some no good onion flavored guardsman has thrown dynamite onto repeatedly and blew it up several times. Yesterday was the eighth time we rebuilt it. Skull Team 6 has been deployed to protect the porch and ensure it remains intact. They've been ordered to gun down anyone who comes within fifty meters of the porch. This dastardly vandal must pay! Operation: Porch Praetorian is in effect. Will onion flavored guardsman hail HYDRA? Or will onion flavored guardsman support the mysterious vandal. Don't let us down! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i] Edit: [b][i]CEASE FIRE!!!!! [/i][/b] Wait…oh crap. Uh, hey Command? We just killed the wrong guy! This…uh…this is Sin’s new boyfriend…Confirmed, it’s him…No he has no dynamite he was just having a smoke…Copy. Alright uhhhhh s*** okay everyone else stay here and guard the porch, Jasper and Cody take his body to the incinerator unit…and for the love of all things holy don’t let anybody see you. Sin cannot find out.

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