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Edited by Slayer of Worms: 12/11/2020 3:36:53 PM
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If two Guardians had a kid, and the Light did pass down to it...

I can imagine it now: *baby sitter calls* "Guys, something really weird is going on with Jack-Jack right now!" I'm not saying it's genetic, this is just a what if post.
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  • Eramis steals the baby and flies into the sky and Jack-Jack proceeds to use his super on Eramis and Eramis dies.

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    • I've been visiting the friendly harpy on europa frequently.....she is......accommodating.

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    • Edited by The Last Vagitar: 12/12/2020 2:56:51 AM
      No thanks. My guardian will mate with Riven so I can have a light bearing taken energy wish dragon-born child that I will then play as in an expansion that will never come out. But to a better point. OH my goodness why are there no children light bearers? That'd be so much cooler to play as. Make a pretty decent comic too

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      • Who are the parents... Ikora and Zavala?? They'll have a kid named Zara and she'll take over the vanguard completely. Lol

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      • Edited by SirCornmeal: 12/10/2020 6:54:01 PM
        Maybe gaurdians are sterile since they were literally brought back from the dead I dont know though. Funny thought though.

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        • I can imagine it too... So mom’s trying to get the baby ready for bed, but baby doesn’t want to go to bed. So the baby takes a page out of mommy’s book when dada seems to get too excited, and casts Fists of Havoc. After all, it always seems to make dad back off... and he seems to like it too. Fast forward to high school, the parents have hope their sweet little angel will choose to become a Warlock, and maybe join the Praxic Order someday. But “society doesn’t understand” the kid, and they’ve started watching Gambit matches instead of the Crucible they’ve loved their entire life, and started hanging around the Annex more. At the dinner table the child has talked a lot about the Shadows of Yor, and how the Dredgens are misunderstood, just like them. Naturally this is upsetting to our Sunbreaker mother. She thinks of asking her husband to talk to them about this phase, as Hunters usually are more popular with the teens, but she then remembers that fact; he’s a Hunter. Good and creative in the sack, but a potato who Blade Barrages himself everywhere else. “It’s not a phase, mom!” The child cries as they cast Silence and Squall. After the scares of them becoming a Stasis wielding Hunter, and the high school years pass, it’s time for the goodbyes as the kid goes off to college. The child tells their mother and father that they want to study to be a warlock! Of course our Titan mom is very happy to hear this, but when the departing college student mentions his subclass choice, the parents are left in disappointment to learn their sweet little angel is going to be a Nova Warp warlock. Their child was going to be the guardian equivalent to a hobo. Those poor parents. So yeah, it’d definitely suck. Not only because there’s a chance your kid could be a Nova Warp hobo, but also for the kid. Imagine having a titan as mom, and with that the knowledge your dad is into being punched. Just traumatizing.

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          • Guardians can't have kids because they don't have any emotions or feelings just kill,kill,kill.

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            • You watch to many Cartoon movies friend.

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            • interesting thought, but Guardians cant reproduce.

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              • Edited by Azoths_Gambit: 12/11/2020 12:38:28 PM
                (My character the Marshal can't have kids, Unless the Light allows Lesbians to make babies.) Can it? I mean the Traveler Impregnated Io with the Tree of Silver Wings.. And a piece of her shapeshifted into a new Hawkmoon... What are the limitations to our powers? Is that why I wear a bond? As a limiter? What happens if I take it off? (Rips bond off arm, and begins to glow.) So much raw Light its maddening.(Cackles.) I can feel the Traveler as her Raw Light fills me, .................. Wow Traveler that was intense: I think I'm pregnate..

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                • I really don’t want to see a baby nova warping around

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                  • Can guardians even play patty cake? Do it do anything if they do?

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                  • unforunately and fortunately we are sterile if ya catch my drift

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                    • Light probably isn't hereditary but it would be funny regardless

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                    • Edited by Double07: 12/10/2020 5:44:13 PM
                      [u][i][b][url=https://youtu.be/ddWJatRxfz8]STOP[/url][/b][/i][/u]

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                    • HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]

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                      • Why would light be genetic?

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                        • Damn, first I see a thread ppl wondering if exo's need to take a dump as well since crows crap bucket is found and now this. Never thought of these things, and now my Gears are grinding and I'm laughing my head off. Cheers🤣

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                          • An actual Little Light!

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                          • I'm very confused.

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