Bungie dev team convenes… “Which stats should we show the players, in the post game lobby?” The junior dev looks around, nervous. At last, he replied. “What about… [i]all[/i] of them?” *silence from the team, then… “You’re fired. Any other suggestions?” A slight figure emerged from the corner of the room, more confident. “What about their K/D? Surely, people playing a shooter want to see that?”. He glanced around, sensing his impending termination. Quickly, he gave a laugh - “Kidding! Only kidding, of course!” Thinking he had nothing else to lose, he added “What about the number of turrets they destroyed?” The whole room erupted into a cacophony of applause, and his name was written into the annals of history. Fin.