Thanksgiving is the worst. Oh what I wouldn’t do to just skip it.
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Edited by Pie: 11/27/2025 5:01:41 AMI guess we need a time machine for the Macallan 1926 so I acquired some mid-grade cognac instead. And a fistful of different pies. Basically it's an excuse for pie slices and -blam!- (edit: liquor drinks). Even though I don't need one, I'm thankful to have, as well as be in a position to act on said excuse. This year. It's not always like that.
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See, I don't drink alcohol, and I can't eat pie, so neither of these things are appealing to me. Most of my family is out of state, so the only one who shows up is my narcissistic grandpa. The less I have to talk to my narcissistic grandpa the better. I thought it might at least be fun to cook some dishes for my family (I'm pretty bad at cooking, but I learned how to cook a few dishes earlier this year that I quite like), but we celebrated Thanksgiving early and nobody ate a single bite. My least favorite holiday by far. Zero redeeming qualities.