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11/25/2025 1:51:51 PM
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PSA: I will judge you if you have a weak handshake
If you provide me with a weak handshake you will need to do a lot to regain my respect. It also makes you a lot less attractive so good luck with them women in your professional life.
Don’t go as far as orange man though, destroying someone’s wrist isn’t very respectful.
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Whats gross is when the other person is the one initiating but then they basically give you a limp dead fish of a handshake
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2 RepliesWell I already have a girlfriend so… yea I don’t think im gonna have that problem
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I wish i did more weight lifting when i was 17..
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1 Replydidn't you use to post here like a decade and a half ago? i think i remember you posting in the flood and once in a while in secular sevens. you were athiest and albino lol
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8 RepliesI don't shake hands, too many germs. Try and shake my hand and I'll just stare at you like like this
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Edited by Speaker: 11/26/2025 4:12:25 PMBold of you to assume I have hands.
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New corporate training tool.
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This is now an Emmanuel Macron appreciation thread. (Not really, I'm not French, I don't know what's up over there. Dude's just got a blood squeezer of a handshake, that's all.)
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1 ReplyIt’s been such a long time since I’ve had to shake someone’s hand, I don’t even know whether I do or not.
