What are you going on about? Why did Nobody try to warn you? Because Odysseus is a stand up guy that had to protect his identity. He risked cyclops murder to warn you peas taste like body odor and you didn’t listen! Heck, I’ve been trying to warn you for forty-freaking-years and you have done nothing—nothing—except sitting there silently eyeing that plate of peas, smelling—SMELLING—nothing but the stench of body odor rising from it and not connecting the dots. I put out full page ads in newspapers, commissioned playful cartoon animals to wax poetic about the terrible taste of peas at the end of Saturday morning children’s programming, I funded a show on broadway called Macbeth Gets Revenge on Duncan for Tricking Him Into Eating Peas, I put a literal dead canary in a literal coal mine that I spent a fortune filling with peas for you to ignore, and I even hired a sky plane to follow you around with a banner portending the danger for most of the early 2000’s. Nothing. Not one response. Not even a friendly cease and desist order! Well now you know. The hard way. And we can move onto my second warning: Body odor tastes like peas. Don’t even try it. Heed my warning!