So I found this in a thread about a guy quitting. Very well written. I love this Ahh, time to bring back an old favorite... [i]*After reading this post* Deej: "Oh no!" Deej ran out of his house and hopped in his car to drive to the office. He took off, going from 0-60 mph in 0.04 seconds. Unfortunately, the blanket hand cannon accuracy nerf of 2.0 caused his Hawkmoon to fire a round into the engine. His car immediately exploded with the wrath of a Firefly+LitC explosion, crashing every car on the street (as well as his Xbox). Miraculously, he survived. Actually, it wasn't a miracle. He was just wearing the pre-nerf Ram. DeeJ was running out of time, but he had to go on. He had no choice but to proceed on foot. He crossed the hottest deserts, climbed the highest mountains, and sailed the deadly seas. He [u]had[/u] to get this information to Harold Ryan, the president of Bungie! Finally, after days of exruciating pain, long hours of hunger, and no word on Destiny 2, Deej reached his destination: The tall building immediately adjacent to his house, labeled 'Bungie HQ.' To say he was exhausted would be an understatement. Deej was drenched in sweat and he could hardly breathe. He might could have collapsed at any minute! Deej: "Mr. Ryan, Veneficus Ignis has quit!" Ryan: "Who?" Deej: "Veneficus Ignis, sir." Ryan: "My god... bring me the button." Deej shattered a glass box on the wall labeled 'Use in case of emergency.' He pulled out a button from the scattered remains of the box, and, with trembling hands, gave it to Ryan. After several dramatic seconds, he pressed the button. -[b][i][u]BANG![/u][/i][/b]- Confetti popped out of the box, scattering everywhere. A large festive banner made from a metal not unlike steel dropped from the ceiling, reading as follows: [b][i][u]NOBODY CARES![/u][/i][/b] A faint "Yea" could be heard in the background. Ryan: "Money well spent." After shedding a single tear, he looked over to DeeJ. Ryan: "Now get back to work and remember to tell me every time someone quits. I just love using this button."