The following is a theory about next season. As a Lore Chad and former Epic Conspiracy Theorist, I’ve managed to identify a plot development coming next season. I’ll provide numerical proof, evidence Osiris is actually a bird, and Savathune’s plan of attack. It was revealed that Osiris and Saint-14 are gay. Cool? Who really gives a shit, we don’t see any of it in game. In this same season we’re introduced to Crow. Coincidence I think not. Saint-14 is shown to like birds. Not only by his symbol being a bird in his associated lore book, weapons, and him expressing fondness of his pidgins, but also [url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/726685171604258838/798324447055708170/image0.png]look at Osiris.[/url] Osiris is actually a bird as well. Before I reveal this unsettling truth, I ask all children avert their eyes and ears. The facts are disturbing. We’ll be using the previous picture as a diagram to explain why. [url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/726685171604258838/798325831600177232/image0.png]Here’s the edited photo with the addition of exhibits.[/url] Observe Exhibit A. Osiris has a beak, like a bird. Observe Exhibit B. Osiris has feathers, like a bird. Observe Exhibit C. Osiris has wings that go flap flap, like a bird. He’s also a top tree Dawnblade, so he can hide this from us. Need I explain more? Osiris is bird, and bird is Osiris. [i]Before we go on, I want to speak directly to our Comrade. I’m not judging, Saint. We all like something weird. Zavala is into orbs, Eris likes Hive, Saladin likes to be thrown, Mara likes the helmet left on, and I like being punched by a mommy Titan. Point is, it’s cool if you like birds. Now back to the theory.[/i] There’s now another bird that’s now on the table. That bird being Crow. So now there’s a new bird on the block, one that’s younger and more charming than angsty grandpa bird. He’ll catch the eye of our bird loving Comrade with no issue. But what if I told you there’s another bird? In math there’s a number called Pi. It’s usually represented as 3.14 in mathematical equations. 3.14. Three fourteen... three interests for Saint-14! Pi is used to represent a circle or in calculations concerning circles. What in Destiny is a circle? That’s right, The Traveller. The Traveller is a bird egg. Look at it, it’s white, it’s curved, and the Worm Gods hate it because they know once it hatches it’ll eat them. The rule of three, there’re no coincidences at this point. So now we’ve surpassed the ancient love triangle, and have formed the sacred love kite. But what if I told you there’s more? Well there’s more, sorry to spoil it. Zavala likes orbs, as I’ve established earlier. He likes him a good bubble, and stares longingly at the Traveller every single day, when he’s not waiting behind a door for the guardian. We can add him to the Traveller’s triangle now, but before we do, we need to add the Fallen on it too. So now there’s another love kite, between Saint-14, Zavala, the Traveller, and the Fallen. This will sow division. Savathune continues to show her mastery over the Art of War, by dividing and conquering. All warfare is based on deception, and as this appears to be naturally spiraling into insanity, she’ll be behind the scenes, like the puppet master. This is her true plan. While we fight ourselves, she’ll kill us all. GG Savathune... In conclusion, next season Osiris will be revealed for what he really is, Saint-14 will be forced to choose between Crow, Osiris, and the Traveller, while the Traveller must choose between Zavala and Saint-14 while still trying to move past its previous relationship. Remember to tune in next time for Destiny 2: Season of the Days of our Lives.