When the coffee starts knock-knock-knocking on colons door, and you promptly make your way to the restroom to relieve thy bowels, who else has realized that after about the tenth minute, the whole time you have been sitting there you have been flicking or shaking your male genitalia? Not in a provocative way, but just out of mere boredom, and your non dominate hand not being able to contribute to anything useful. The moral: wash it before you touch your phones to reply to this, gents.