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Why am I getting this old of a post?

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Mr. Fruit commands me to take up arms against the veggie filth

I would never do that to you

Settle down you fruity jackass

[quote]What the actual heck is with the amount of people discriminating against Veggies recently. What the -blam!- man?[/quote]You make pricking my thumb look like a scene from the Simpsons.

Maybe try eating a steak, and we wouldn't be so harsh on you.

Monch

*three skelemen whisper from behind a bush* Skeleminion 3: “Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s catch that veggehtehbull and give it to da boss!” Skeleminion 2: “Why would we do that?” Skeleminion 3: “Imagine da boss one day, waking up in da mornin’, wanting to start da day with his favorite food: a carrot!” Skeleminion 2: “I don’t recall the boss ever liking carrots..” Skeleminion 3: “But den, when da boss opens da refrigerator, he finds that he’s all out of carrots! ‘How terrible!’ He’d say! ‘What am I supposed to eat now!?’” Skeleminion 2: “Maybe a food he actually likes!” Skeleminion 3: “And just then, when da boss is wallowing in the despair of not having breakfast, then the veggie we brought him, will come along to help!” Skeleminion 2: “Why would it do that after we just kidnapped it!?” Skeleminion 3: “Then, always happy to help, the veggehtehbull will cut off its own arm, and give it to da boss for breakfast!” Skeleminion 2: “Veggies don’t have arms!” Skeleminion 3: “Then, as he’s chowing down on his new meal, want to know what he’ll say? ‘For deliverin’ to me this healthy meal, those skeleminions deserve a reward! I’ll make dem rich! No I’ll make dem famous! No, I’ll make dem rich & famous!’” Skeleminion 1: “Rich and famous, huh? I like the sound of that..” Skeleminion 2: “This plan doesn’t make any sense!” Skeleminion 3: “Well it’s da only one I got—I don’t see you comin’ up wit anything!”