*Urinates in public pool* Good day to you all and hail HYDRA. We did it. SHIELD said it couldn't be done but we -blam!-ing did it! The brave men and women at HYDRA have been working around the clock to suppress freedom and feeding chaos all in the name of our glorious leader, Red Skull, and we will never stop anytime soon! Three years ago, shortly after the release of Destiny: Rise of Iron, our marketing department pitched the idea of nonstop shitposting to further our agenda to Red Skull. Red Skull thought it was a groundbreaking idea and for the next three years we have been making weekly shitposts on #Offtopic. We have been given strict orders never to stop. There were setbacks, every now and then HYDRA bases around the world were decimated by SHIELD raids and attacks from Cap and his buddies. But we are undeterred! HYDRA Youth recruitment numbers have displayed a 500% increase and our web of influence has spread not only around the world but into different universes as well! HYDRA will continue shitposting until all of #Offtopic bends the knee. We would like to give a special thank you to all who bumped our shitposts over the years, you all helped spread our message. Another big thank you to the Ninjas and DeeJ for not banning us for spam and allowing us to use Bungie.net as a platform to further our agenda. We would also like to give a tip of the hat to SuperStormDroid for being such a dedicated agent of SHIELD, and his endeavors to destroy HYDRA. Red Skull is impressed with your work SuperStormDroid. How would you like to switch sides and work for us? Give it some thought. Three years. We've been shitposting three years to the date! Thank you all for your bumps and support! Now more than ever before, get ready to hail HYDRA! 1 like = [b]1 HAIL[/b] 1 bump = [b]5 HAILS[/b] Bumping this thread with "HAIL HYDRA!!" = [b]1 MILLION HAILS[/b] Start goosestepping until your feet bleed! Scream it to the heavens! Hail the Red-Tentacled Skull! Hail our glorious leader, Johann Schmidt! [i][b]HAIL THE NEW WORLD ORDER! -blam!-ING HAIL HYDRA!!!![/b][/i] [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]7 [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!! [/b][/i]