So I was running and jumping around the tower last night (as I do when I’m bored) and behind one of the vendors, I ended up between the NPC and the wall.
On the wall was this little weird green button. So I moved my Titan next to it and instead of the normal Activate prompt, it came up as giberish.
I thought the game just bugged and I didn’t want to do anything that would have corrupted my character so I turned off my Xbox and went to bed as I was really tired after work.
Fine.
I fell asleep,out like a light, but then I woke up at about 3.30am. As I lay in my cosy warm bed, stuff was running through my mind like work and other things but then this green button popped back into my head.
And I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
What was it for?
At first I tried to forget about it and go back to sleep but I couldn’t. No matter how hard I tried to forget about it, the more it pushed back into my mind.
So I tossed and turned and thought I’d investigate tomorrow, but I couldn’t get back to sleep. What the hell was it for? How come I had never noticed it?
In my mind this strange little thing had grew and grew into all I could think about. What would happen if I pushed it?
I couldn’t get back to sleep and I was wide awake at this point so I slowly and quietly crept out of bed, put my dressing gown on, and silently walked downstairs in the dark.
I switched on my Xbox, the dark sitting room illuminated by the Green comforting glow of the start up screen.
At this point as I was desperate to get back to that strange green button in the wall and push it. What if it had gone? What if it didn’t do anything? Maybe it was just a glitch?
Maybe I could record it and it would make me internet famous as nobody had discovered it!
The game couldn’t load quick enough.
Press A to start.
Select character
Come on, come on!
Orbit.
Select Tower. Push A.
I really hope it was real and I didn’t image it!
My Titan appears in the tower.
...
My mouth goes dry as I race over to the wall, I stop and look, is that it? It looked different before...
I move right next to it and the prompt comes up again.
I realise how quiet it is at this time of night. My house dark and silent. A few random guardians in the tower. Everyone else asleep, nobody aware of me and what I was just about to do.
Do I push it?
Yes.
I have to know what it does.
My thumb hovers over the pad for a few seconds, I took a deep breath and I push it down firmly on the A button.
and then it happened...
[spoiler]PLEASE BUY THE SEASON PASS FOR MORE CONTENT[/spoiler]
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I fell for the bait. Then fell for it another three times.
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Okay, you got me on that one 😂
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Dude, killer7. Was that your gamertag in the halo 3 days? I had a guy on my friends list with that name (total stranger). My name here was my old gamertag. I remember creating a new account and years later got into a game with the same killer7, still playing halo 3. It made you a bit of a legend to me. If you're the same killer7 I'm referring to that is... Anyway, good shitpost.
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Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
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Ha! Amateur. I could see the bait from a mile away... But I still clicked on it. Like the button.
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i can’t believe i just read all of that
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Mannnnn, I laughed for 6 days after reading this one....
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I miss shitposts like these. Takes me back to the D1 days before the B.net Purge.
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This is great. You really built up the hype. I am not even made that it was just a shit post! That is comedy gold for this forum my friend.
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Stopped reading after "between the NPC and the wall." Nothing good is coming if you're not saying who the NPC was.
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Modifié par Glass : 1/17/2019 1:36:01 AMThis was me (but for real) when I found out I could get the black armory key pass from Spider. I was so hyped and thought I accidentally bought the deluxe edition of Forsaken with annual pass. Then I went to Ada. [i][b]BUY SEASON PASS FOR MORE CONTENT[/b][/i] Was thinking about buying it then...definitely not after that.
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First, this funny... Second... [quote]I thought the game just bugged and I didn’t want to do anything that would have corrupted my character so I turned off my Xbox and went to bed as I was really tired after work. Fine.[/quote] After reading this part, I expected the next part to be... "I awoke and rolled over to find the green button laying in bed with me, wearing red lipstick, and staring back. ...AAHHHHHHHHHH!"
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*leans forward in anticipation* *clicks Spoiler....promptly falls off chair* 😵
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I was gifted the season pass. Gimme moar of this content...
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Great Gatsby for the modern man
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Well that was not satisfying in any measurable way.
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SARAFAN JOKER
sugar and salt look the same. - ancien
Completely pointless to even read half of what you have written crap. -
Shorten the story to read this: "Return to Ada-1"
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That was a pretty good horror story
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I must admit, you have some writing skills. 😂🤣
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Has anybody notice the tri corder just laying about ? And did the rabbit find a second spot ? And where the hell did they park my forklift ?
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some people have way too much time to spew useless crap onto the internet.
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Question: why do you turn off the xbox completely...
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Are you a girl, ‘killer’?
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"And then it happened" Nagasaki bomb goes off in the distance