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My dog misinterprets everything. When I tell him 'heel!', he goes to the local hospital and does what he can.
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No, why, [b]why[/b], [b]WHY[/b]!!! [spoiler]Jumps off bridge[/spoiler]
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I have a friend called Peter who changes his name as often as he changes his shirt. He's always been called Peter, and he stinks.
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I lold, more!
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I'd never work in a coal mine. It's beneath me.
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These are the best.
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Just no [spoiler]That wasn't even a good one![/spoiler]