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Editado por joibasta:
10/30/2014 4:32:06 PM
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How do you kill a puppy on a porch?
So how do you kill something that adorable?
[spoiler]If that puppy is adorable & I may reply to all your posts (its addicting).[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaCurb stomp, gears of war style
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Stomp it
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1 RespuestaYou don't kill the puppy, silly human you kill whomever the puppy tells you to
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain
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I would tell you how but all I remember is a pillow case going over my head after that it was just pain and darkness
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1 RespuestaThat's that MLG dog!
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1 RespuestaYummy anti freeze.
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1 RespuestaHowever you want, just get that thing off the god damn porch.
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4 RespuestasAyy lmao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 Respuestayour messed up buuuut........ not infront of small children or cops
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3 RespuestasKill it with your cock
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1 RespuestaStand on the edge of the roof of the house jump down use ur hidden blade
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2 RespuestasHave a seat and listen, Please don't say a thing. In matters of the heart sometimes, The truth will have a sting. Just don't take it personally: This is no attack. But we will never last, because I'm white And you are... also white. I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait. Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a nubian, I want you to be in Every fantasy, But if you're a whitey, Say nighty-nighty, You're just not the girl for me. Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead. I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread. Don't call it Jungle Fever, 'cause that just isn't right. I am not a racist: some of my best friends are white. I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait. Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a cracker, You better get blacker, Or else you best get out. It is no mystery, I like a sister, see, That's what I'm talkin' about. Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory", And we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanza tree. But color is not the issue here: it's dignity, it's class. It's all about her heart. ... OK, it's partly about that ass! I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait. Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a honkey, You're singin' the wrong key, It's the honest truth. The skin that she's dwellin' in Must contain melanin: That is the Fountain of Youth.
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5 RespuestasA 12G shotgun would do the trick.
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4 RespuestasHave the puppy watch you murder a kitten
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7 RespuestasYou can't. You could nuke the world and all that would be left are adorable and cute puppies who will colonise Mars.
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Make it OD on cocaine
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Editado por Broseph Stalin: 10/31/2014 2:56:38 AM
Ha abierto un tema nuevo: How do you kill a porch on a puppy?(2 Respuestas))
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3 RespuestasShoot it [spoiler]yes you may reply[/spoiler]
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SNAP ITS NECK
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3 RespuestasStomp on it's neck until it stops breathing. It probably won't die the first time so just keep stomping on it. Or, if you don't mind a little mess, grab a rock and start bashing it's head in. It's more to clean up but very satisfying.
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1 Respuesta
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1 RespuestaYou don't.
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1 RespuestaKill a kitten instead
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2 RespuestasYou crush it's head in the door when you go to let it in/out.
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1 RespuestaSmother it with love.
