Touch my virginity, and my level 86 Paladin will smite you in Azeroth's honor.

[quote]Sorry to tell you this (though I'm sure you probably already guessed it was true), but you are forever alone. You probably spend most of your days alone on your couch, living life vicariously through the characters in TV and movies. You don't have a lot of friends, and you struggle to make new ones without the help of the Internet. Your love life is far from where you'd like it to be, and you feel lonely on a regular basis. But hope is not lost! Try mixing things up; go out to a new location, or sign up for online dating! Once you break out of your comfort zone, you should find that the world isn't so lonely after all. 4.3% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result. Total Questions 10 Total Possible Score 31 Your Score 23.0[/quote] ......... [b]SON OF A BITCH![/b] *punches hole through monitor* Edit: The Facebook questions were just unnecessary. Whoever made this quiz is going to get punched in the face. Hard.

Feel bad for the forever alones into their 20s and up. Not because they're alone now, but because of what they'll face when they cease to be alone. I came pretty late into the game (18) and even that was a challenge. The problem is by that point most girls will have had a fair bit of experience with sex. My girlfriend's 20 and had her first boyfriend at 15 so even more. It took me a while to get to the point where I could properly satisfy a girl and in the sexual encounters I'd had before then it was painfully embarrassing, probably ended a few chances I had for a relationship with girls I really liked early on. You'll ejaculate quick. Or even worse, you'll get performance anxiety because you'll be worried about not being able to perform because you're new to it and won't even be able to get your dick up (serious, never had any issues getting full mast when fapping so I was astounded when upon getting with hot as -blam!- girls my dick would be semi-hard at best inside them.) You won't know the right techniques, you won't know how to properly finger or give oral. You'll be reserved and meek in sex because you're still new to it while she's expecting a man who can take her well and truly. When I met my girlfriend I was just about getting used to sex and could perform okay, but not the best. I had to make up some bullshit about never having had sex without a condom and it having been a while even though neither of those were true. A few months into our relationship it's all good and we have amazing sex now where I'll always be able to make her O at least once, but those first few times were a bit embarrassing. And I'm only 18. Imagine being in your mid-20s and the same, the girl's going to either think you have a problem with her or worse, she'll know you've been a forever alone virgin all your life and that there must be a reason for that; something wrong with you. And it'll turn her off you - girls want a guy who is wanted by many girls so they feel special for having tied you down to them. Just a little word for those guys who claim they don't care about having sex now and say 'when I find the right girl it won't matter.' Lol, yes it will. Prepare your angus for a string of awkward moments after cumming too quick, or not being able to get it up, or even going too long (yes that's a thing.) Do your best to lose it as soon as you can to whoever, even just a one night stand with a girl below your league; virginity isn't anything special, what is special is one day being able to properly perform with the girl you actually care about.

Wow, my response is none of those things. I don't go to comedy movies, I don't have a crush at all, and I don't have a facebook. Have I reached a level that nobody has ever considered?

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Depends if you leave your husband

Alone in a crowd, but what the hell dude I never whine.

[quote]Who do you have a crush on?[/quote] "Nobody at the moment" is not an option?

Yes.