The next Xbox will be controlled telepathically by a cow while you milk it.
The next Xbox will be called the xobX.
The next Xbox will actually be a ZX Spectrum in a new case.
The next Xbox contains at least 3 cures to deadly diseases but the Illuminati won't let people know.
The next Xbox will run on the tears of orphans.
The next Xbox is actually being made by a crew of Manatees from Venus.
And all of these hold as much weight as the rumours people are freaking out about, have go, it's great fun, maybe someone will believe you and it'll be put into an article and hence must be fact!