The following is a theory about next season. As a Lore Chad and former Epic Conspiracy Theorist, I’ve managed to identify a plot development coming next season. I’ll provide numerical proof, evidence Osiris is actually a bird, and Savathune’s plan of attack.
It was revealed that Osiris and Saint-14 are gay. Cool? Who really gives a shit, we don’t see any of it in game. In this same season we’re introduced to Crow. Coincidence I think not.
Saint-14 is shown to like birds. Not only by his symbol being a bird in his associated lore book, weapons, and him expressing fondness of his pidgins, but also [url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/726685171604258838/798324447055708170/image0.png]look at Osiris.[/url] Osiris is actually a bird as well. Before I reveal this unsettling truth, I ask all children avert their eyes and ears. The facts are disturbing.
We’ll be using the previous picture as a diagram to explain why. [url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/726685171604258838/798325831600177232/image0.png]Here’s the edited photo with the addition of exhibits.[/url]
Observe Exhibit A.
Osiris has a beak, like a bird.
Observe Exhibit B.
Osiris has feathers, like a bird.
Observe Exhibit C.
Osiris has wings that go flap flap, like a bird. He’s also a top tree Dawnblade, so he can hide this from us.
Need I explain more? Osiris is bird, and bird is Osiris.
[i]Before we go on, I want to speak directly to our Comrade. I’m not judging, Saint. We all like something weird. Zavala is into orbs, Eris likes Hive, Saladin likes to be thrown, Mara likes the helmet left on, and I like being punched by a mommy Titan. Point is, it’s cool if you like birds. Now back to the theory.[/i]
There’s now another bird that’s now on the table. That bird being Crow. So now there’s a new bird on the block, one that’s younger and more charming than angsty grandpa bird. He’ll catch the eye of our bird loving Comrade with no issue. But what if I told you there’s another bird?
In math there’s a number called Pi. It’s usually represented as 3.14 in mathematical equations. 3.14. Three fourteen... three interests for Saint-14! Pi is used to represent a circle or in calculations concerning circles. What in Destiny is a circle? That’s right, The Traveller.
The Traveller is a bird egg. Look at it, it’s white, it’s curved, and the Worm Gods hate it because they know once it hatches it’ll eat them. The rule of three, there’re no coincidences at this point. So now we’ve surpassed the ancient love triangle, and have formed the sacred love kite. But what if I told you there’s more? Well there’s more, sorry to spoil it.
Zavala likes orbs, as I’ve established earlier. He likes him a good bubble, and stares longingly at the Traveller every single day, when he’s not waiting behind a door for the guardian. We can add him to the Traveller’s triangle now, but before we do, we need to add the Fallen on it too. So now there’s another love kite, between Saint-14, Zavala, the Traveller, and the Fallen.
This will sow division. Savathune continues to show her mastery over the Art of War, by dividing and conquering. All warfare is based on deception, and as this appears to be naturally spiraling into insanity, she’ll be behind the scenes, like the puppet master. This is her true plan. While we fight ourselves, she’ll kill us all. GG Savathune...
In conclusion, next season Osiris will be revealed for what he really is, Saint-14 will be forced to choose between Crow, Osiris, and the Traveller, while the Traveller must choose between Zavala and Saint-14 while still trying to move past its previous relationship.
Remember to tune in next time for Destiny 2: Season of the Days of our Lives.
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Yep this is half fanficion
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Someone warn hawthorn’s bird
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No, just no
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I wouldn’t care as long as it’s not overly woke.
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My Hunter had a fling with Oryx. Callus tried to sway her a way, but she was already... ... ... taken...
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You gotta be a warlock, right? I swear yall keep getting crazier and crazier the more those ships get closer to earth.
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Does their romance actually add anything to the game? Like lore-wise?
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I’m glad we all agree that Shaw Han is the absolutely worst character. Wait. What is the og post about?
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A homoerotic love triangle between a man and his birds In the same universe where timeline travelling robots seek to assimilate all of creation
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Editado por TarloDenn: 1/12/2021 4:59:32 PMYeah, you're into something there.. [spoiler]nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]
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Editado por Acs'oa, Kell Enlightenment: 1/12/2021 9:17:09 PMI know I already commented, but I have to say, this is so good I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s true. Here’s more proof the Traveler is an egg. When it was fighting the Doritos, it got cracked and released the Ghosts. Ghosts are obviously the white of the egg, because when they come out, they’re white, and they give life. When the red war happened, Gary wanted some of that egg yolk and started the extraction. It’s obviously the yolk because of the orange yellowish stuff on the extraction machine. When it cracked again, it released more egg white that woke up the Doritos. A few years later, it started healing itself so it could revive the bird that used to be inside of it, previously killed by Gary eating the yolk. After the healing, it started production of the bird. Edit: Here is some more evidence. Crow (and as you have already said, he himself is a bird) has dreams about the Traveler. But guess what shows up in his dreams. Not the traveler. A bird. What color is the bird? Yellow, like a yolk. This bird leaves around yellow feathers that you use in the construction of Hawkmoon. What sound does the Hawkmoon make? Caca. But these feathers are related to another. Steelfeather Repeater. Who is this weapon related to? Saint-14. And who does Saint like? Osiris. What is Osiris? A bird. What color is he? Yellow. I rest my case.
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Editado por Foxlariat: 1/12/2021 1:29:56 AMhmmm interesting theory... but let me stop ya right there boyo ✋ you see, saint and osiris are already a couple. their love never wavers. yes, they are both birds, but your “new bird on the block” is just their adopted son. like you said, he’s younger than the old love birds! allow me to turn your attention to the REAL next couple coming in hot for crimson days! our guardian and uldren/crow have crossed paths many times before. there first meeting was way back in destiny 1. did you see uldren and our guardian’s intense exchange of glances in those cutscenes? seems to me like the traveler noticed the s***** tension, and was like “dang if he dies i gotta bring him back this could get interesting” BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!!! this isn’t just the ramblings of a crow simp. let’s look at the evidence, shall we? the guardian is often referred to as “the young wolf”. [i][b]wolf.[/b][/i] did you know: in nature, crows follow wolves around a lot, and crows prefer to eat with wolves and take whatever scraps the wolves leave behind. well GUESS WHAT. what did the young wolf and crow share when they celebrated their victory over the taken? wine. wine is made from grapes. what are grapes? food. so crow and the young wolf shared food. just like in nature. now you must be thinking... “pfftt that just means they’re friends silly.” oh no no no, my dudes. check THIS out: the relationship of crows and wolves in the wild is called a “symbiotic relationship”. [b][i]symbiotic.[/i][/b] the word symbiotic has 9 letters in it. who did uldren kill before he was reborn as a guardian? CAYDE-6. emphasis on 6. ok so we have a 6 and a 9. now stay with me here... “young wolf” also has 9 letters. and crow used to be uldren, who killed cayde-6. young wolf = 9 crow = 6 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. crow and young wolf will 69 CONFIRMED!!! you are WELCOME. [spoiler]you guys have no idea how hard i laughed at this. my own joke. 🤪[/spoiler]
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I thought the Crow was gay for Mara
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That’s odd? My upvote isn’t doing the +100 upvotes that this should be at?
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Wait so which one is the key master and who is the gatekeeper?
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Stopped reading at 'Chad'
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I felt my brain cells rearrange and form a new brain.
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Bro....... Ill take 2 of what you been smoking!
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No idea what I just read. I applaud my fellow hunter for creating this masterpiece. Honestly maybe I should post some of my dumb voice chat theories....
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Skience
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What the ever living sh*t did I just read
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They need to not be guardians
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As long as they all die at the end.
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Crow is going to hook up with Hawthorne.
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spoiler warning asshat, we know this is cannon
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u wot m8